Why the fucking fuck, do you insist upon this? If I wanted to go to the zoo, I would do it. Instead, the zoo comes to me. When I signed that lease, I didn’t mind your birds. They were quiet..until springtime at least, when they started shrieking every 10 minutes day and night. I would wake up, jolted from my peaceful slumber to hear because your animals insist upon making noise. And it’s not even a pleasant noise either. They SOUND LIKE FUCKING CLOWN HORNS and FUCKING WITCHES CACKLING! At first I thought it was funny. Then, they started invading my dreams, interrupt my thoughts, and waking me up in the early morning or in the middle of the night! Sure my room mates find them adorable, but their rooms aren’t anywhere close enough for them to hear at their loudest. I would move, but I can’t afford to. It’s August now, and I am thinking about putting a rabid dog in their cage to silence them forever. It’s the only way they’ll fucking give me my peace back!