Crazy Bitch Housemate

Please stop knocking on my door every time you don’t have anything to do. I know you have a lot of issues around feeling lonely, but you’re a grown woman. Quite frankly, the reason you’re lonely is because you act like a crazy bitch and that tends to drive people away.

Anytime you wanna stop acting like a crazy bitch, I’m sure non-crazy people will love hanging around you.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I have a lot of work to do. Also, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I can’t stand being around you. I make every conversation as brief as possible and I never hang out with you. So, stop trying to get me to spend time with you. Even if I didn’t have a ton of work to do, I wouldn’t spend time with you. I have a pretty long list of people I can call when I want to hang out. Believe it or not, I actually prefer being around people who don’t flip-flop between being controlling, super needy, and delusional.

I am so utterly embarrassed for you that you have issues with the girlfriends of our male housemates, who unlike you, are not crazy bitches. I know you have zero embarrassment around that because you’re so delusional.

I wish you would move out because you make people cringe. As domineering as you are, nobody wants to approach you about it because we know you’ll just use it as a way to trap people into engaging with you more. You either become dependent on that person to explain everything to you or you make it seem like you’re the victim. That is a really sad way to get people to interact with you.

I wonder what crazy bitch move you’re gonna be up to next.