Drivers On Cape Cod

What the fuck is wrong with drivers on the Cape? Granted, the people that piss me off the most are most likely tourists from Boston/the rest of New England. I’m from Syracuse, NY and have been coming to the Cape every year since I was born. I love everything about this place except the people who drive here.

Why the fuck do people stop and wave people to go in front of them? TRAFFIC LAWS EXIST FOR A REASON. Yes, I get you’re “being nice”, but YOU ARE FUCKING UP TRAFFIC FOR EVERYONE ELSE. You may think you’re helping someone out that would be stuck in place for a long time, but the reality is that they are probably stuck because some other fuck let someone else go, backing up traffic for everyone else and getting that person in a jam.

Follow the fucking rules of the road. It isn’t too hard.

Oh, and to the fuck who passed the other night me on Lower County Road, across the double yellow line, after tailgating the fuck out of me, I hope you crash and fucking burn. I was doing the speed limit. I’m so fucking sorry that I inconvenienced you to the point that you had to pass me and cut me off on your way back into my line. God fucking forbid I make you drive the speed limit on a dark, unlit, winding road. Jesus fucking christ, I hope you end up upside down in a river. Fucking asshole.