Learn How the DC Metro Works!!!

First and foremost, “Walk on the left, Stand on the right”!! The stairs are there for either RUNNING DOWN or when the damn escalators are broken…some people are in a hurry!!

If you’re a tourist, do a little research before you come here and 95% of the time you will come across the “Metro Etiquette”.

They need one line and one line only for fare-tickets and all others should be for SmartTrip. I’m tired of waiting for dumba**es that can’t figure out which way to put their fare-tickets in the damn slot and then having to switch lines only to find another retard doing the same thing!!!