Single people who hate their friends boyfriends/girlfriends

Aw, sad because your best lil buddy got a girlfriend/boyfriend? Now they spend more time with him/her because it is what makes them happy? And now all you do is get pissy in your lonesome, hate on them, drink consistently and hope to bob something happens so they break up, because you want everyone, especially your friends, to experience your lonesome?!

WELL FUCK OFF!

You bunch of wussy whiny bitches! For the love of BOB, get over the fact that your friend is finally HAPPY in their life that they found some one. QUIT hating on their significant other and QUIT whining and bitching that your friend ignores you. It is called growing up, getting a life and settling down so you don’t live at home with mommy and daddy for the rest of your life. Just because your friend doesn’t talk to you every single day of your fucking life doesn’t mean they hate you. They just want to grow up and settle down and be a family person, not some stupid drunk who goes out to party and “hang out” with absolutely nothing to do.

Get over the fact that your friend is in love and finally settling down. JUST GET OVER IT and realize that maybe you should start growing up too.

SHIT!