I’d rather not see you making out on your Myspace picture

I want to make this clear right off the bat: I don’t care about couple pictures. The only thing that pisses me off is when people thing that’s it’s cute to show them and their partner making it out.

So I’m sure everyone has seen this. You go on Myspace and you see some idiot who thought it’d be sweet to have their default picture set as their face smashed against their girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s face.

Then there are those who feed this bull shit. They comment with things like, “Ah, that’s cute.” Fuck no it’s not. His nose is submersed completely into your cheek.

Now this probably isn’t a problem for most, but I can’t help but to think about how many takes it took to get a ‘good’ one. Making out doesn’t look good in the first place. It’s something that feels good and that’s about the only sense that gets any pleasure from it. But then you have two idiots on a bed with a camera who decide, “Let’s make a Myspace pic!” And how unoriginal (or horny) are you that all you can think about is picture of you making out? Why not something witty, artistic, or actually cute. Just hold each other or something. Goddamn.

And it’s not really that it disgusts me. It’s the idea that these people can’t take a decent picture of themselves actually being them. That, and the fact that when I want to see who the hell it is, I have to click on the stupid picture, see it 3x bigger, and go through a whole damn album of them to see who the hell it is.

So learn to take a good picture and how to kiss for the love of god.