dear fellow customers

im a waitress im tired of these needy people who have no care of the fact that maybe i have 6 , 4 tops just as just as freaking needy….yes i will get your water as soon as i deal with these people that have been here for a DAMN hour waiting on there damn steak ,or waiting on there child’s soft drink. I will be a slave for your tip ,i will clean you mess, i will suck ass for that tip….but when you see me spill food apon someone and directly require another appitizer i will say yes but keep it well known im wishing hell apon you and by some merical of chance that you will get the fuck out and enjoy your run that spew from your ass, and for these customer who call for the wine menu and take there sweet time as they fail to realize that they are not at a 5 star quality restraunt for fucks sake. Turn your nose at me if you will but damn it your no better then the ass clown at the other table. i will give you treatment as such i will treat you like every other customer but exspect a big tip for my services dealing with your ignorance is more then enough reason to throw the food apon you and scald you to no return…exspecially when you leave a 2 cent mother fucking tip ,i see you drive away in you benz and God let him bless your poor poor soul you fuck ass….fuck off and please please leave a nice tip have an nice day

from your local waitress