hahahaha only time a honda runs 9′s is in the 8th not the 1/4. and on any given nite there are atleast 20 hondas that try to race me. i just laugh, why would i waste my time and risk someone getting hurt
I hope she runs for office. I’d vote for her. That’s a 4.5/5 star rant there. It’s not Honda Hating when it’s a pint sized scrawny fart tube-noob behind the wheel.
Awesome. It totally explains every retard honda civic “i got a spoon engine” owner and “i want a fast and furious car with udderglow and huge spoiler” but in reality won’t move faster than my pedal bike with my gramma driving…
seems granny there can’t see the person was tormenting her,,, and they got what they wanted,,, just look at them like their nuts, and ignore them,, youi get better results granny!! They made you look like a ranting ass!!!
As for the “9 second hondas at the strip”… dude, seriously? after $10k+ in mods, the pos better be doing at least that. go suck your fart cannon, retard.
So funny. My boyfriend and his friends are all Honda enthusiasts and that’s all they do is race. I own a Chrysler Concord lx and they try to race me. C’mon it’s a luxury vehicle that runs on 6 cylinders and weighs about 3 of your cars put together, of course you’re going to win.
Too, too funny!! Very well done, Lana!! Awesome!!! :-)
OH…MY…GOD…
Abso-@#$&ing-lutely outstanding.
Lana, you were perfect.
Perfect.
ROTF
Granny knows best!!
Friggin’ hiLARious. Thanks for that!
Jeremy sent this to me. He knew I would love it and YOU. Thank you SO much.
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lawls, funny, i see honda civics with 4 cylinder engines running 9′s at the strip all the time
This is FANTASTIC!
lol… im a hatchback civic owner, and i do race but only on track not on the street… wrong title.
Actually, Im pretty sure my dealerships parts delivery truck could smoke the doors of most hondas
theyre probably staring at you because your driving 20 under the limit, grandma
hahahaha only time a honda runs 9′s is in the 8th not the 1/4. and on any given nite there are atleast 20 hondas that try to race me. i just laugh, why would i waste my time and risk someone getting hurt
hmm. nice ))
Honda>DUMBestiCRAP
Lana…..how do you really feel?
I hope she runs for office. I’d vote for her. That’s a 4.5/5 star rant there. It’s not Honda Hating when it’s a pint sized scrawny fart tube-noob behind the wheel.
Very funny. Represents 80% of the Honda community.
Gold!!
your sunglasses are crooked. pz
All road trips should have someone like you in the car to keep us laughing through the torment.
Loved the comment: “theyre probably staring at you because your driving 20 under the limit, grandma”
Please challenge him or her to a bicycle race / Spelling Bee Marathon.
My money is on you, Mujer mas grande.
so is this why shes in a accord
Awesome. It totally explains every retard honda civic “i got a spoon engine” owner and “i want a fast and furious car with udderglow and huge spoiler” but in reality won’t move faster than my pedal bike with my gramma driving…
seems granny there can’t see the person was tormenting her,,, and they got what they wanted,,, just look at them like their nuts, and ignore them,, youi get better results granny!! They made you look like a ranting ass!!!
Fuck Hondas and all the faggot kids that drive them.
Couldnt have said it any better.
As for the “9 second hondas at the strip”… dude, seriously? after $10k+ in mods, the pos better be doing at least that. go suck your fart cannon, retard.
VTEC: Virtually Torqueless Economy Car
RICE: Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement.
Well everything besides it just being Hondas is true and funny. The same thing applies to a lot of Eclipses, Neons, and lots of other econo cars.
If only the camera pulled back and she was in a Super Stock Dodge!
Oh my goodness that was freaking sweet.
SWEET!
-There are 6 second Honda’s down the 1320.
-There are 8 and 9 second boosted Civics, Integras, RSX’s, and S2000′s.
-There are low 9 second ALL MOTOR Honda’s! Lol.
-Not to mention guys have made 950whp from a 2.0 litre motor.
-Stock motor S2000′s have made over 700rwhp.
*Also, who’s winning the Grand AM Championship right now?? Honda.
**Stop racing single cam CRX’s and DX Civics.**
Lana is f’n hilarious! she reminded me of Jack Nicholson (sp), seriously! Couldn’t stop laughing!
So funny. My boyfriend and his friends are all Honda enthusiasts and that’s all they do is race. I own a Chrysler Concord lx and they try to race me. C’mon it’s a luxury vehicle that runs on 6 cylinders and weighs about 3 of your cars put together, of course you’re going to win.