Comments on: Rant 016: Dear Honda Owners

By: Rob

Rob — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:08:29 +0000

-There are 6 second Honda’s down the 1320.

-There are 8 and 9 second boosted Civics, Integras, RSX’s, and S2000’s.

-There are low 9 second ALL MOTOR Honda’s! Lol.

-Not to mention guys have made 950whp from a 2.0 litre motor.

-Stock motor S2000’s have made over 700rwhp.

*Also, who’s winning the Grand AM Championship right now?? Honda.

**Stop racing single cam CRX’s and DX Civics.**

By: Troy

Troy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:15:15 +0000

Oh my goodness that was freaking sweet.

SWEET!

By: Glenn M

Glenn M — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:39:32 +0000

If only the camera pulled back and she was in a Super Stock Dodge!

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:31:51 +0000

Well everything besides it just being Hondas is true and funny. The same thing applies to a lot of Eclipses, Neons, and lots of other econo cars.

By: Hawnduh

Hawnduh — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:52:38 +0000

Couldnt have said it any better.

As for the “9 second hondas at the strip”… dude, seriously? after $10k+ in mods, the pos better be doing at least that. go suck your fart cannon, retard.

VTEC: Virtually Torqueless Economy Car

RICE: Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:28:39 +0000

Fuck Hondas and all the faggot kids that drive them.

By: rayray

rayray — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:50:20 +0000

seems granny there can’t see the person was tormenting her,,, and they got what they wanted,,, just look at them like their nuts, and ignore them,, youi get better results granny!! They made you look like a ranting ass!!!

By: talon tsi

talon tsi — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:38:33 +0000

Awesome. It totally explains every retard honda civic “i got a spoon engine” owner and “i want a fast and furious car with udderglow and huge spoiler” but in reality won’t move faster than my pedal bike with my gramma driving…

By: fucking d bag

fucking d bag — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:24:59 +0000

so is this why shes in a accord

By: CRU

CRU — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:07:40 +0000

All road trips should have someone like you in the car to keep us laughing through the torment.

Loved the comment: “theyre probably staring at you because your driving 20 under the limit, grandma”

Please challenge him or her to a bicycle race / Spelling Bee Marathon.

My money is on you, Mujer mas grande.

By: ian

ian — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:34:25 +0000

your sunglasses are crooked. pz

By: Daniel Sheen

Daniel Sheen — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:49:34 +0000

Gold!!

By: Guy Larson

Guy Larson — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:44:47 +0000

Very funny. Represents 80% of the Honda community.

By: Paradox

Paradox — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:49:32 +0000

I hope she runs for office. I’d vote for her. That’s a 4.5/5 star rant there. It’s not Honda Hating when it’s a pint sized scrawny fart tube-noob behind the wheel.

By: bob tolaro

bob tolaro — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:34:44 +0000

Lana…..how do you really feel?

By: clint

clint — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:48:32 +0000

Honda>DUMBestiCRAP

By: Lara Croft Nue

Lara Croft Nue — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:25:37 +0000

hmm. nice ))

By: bird

bird — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 02:11:59 +0000

hahahaha only time a honda runs 9’s is in the 8th not the 1/4. and on any given nite there are atleast 20 hondas that try to race me. i just laugh, why would i waste my time and risk someone getting hurt

By: J

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:25:41 +0000

theyre probably staring at you because your driving 20 under the limit, grandma

By: Jack

Jack — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:24:43 +0000

Actually, Im pretty sure my dealerships parts delivery truck could smoke the doors of most hondas

By: whitekid

whitekid — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:21:57 +0000

lol… im a hatchback civic owner, and i do race but only on track not on the street… wrong title.

By: teresa

teresa — Sat, 30 May 2009 18:54:52 +0000

This is FANTASTIC!

By: lols

lols — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:13:35 +0000

lawls, funny, i see honda civics with 4 cylinder engines running 9’s at the strip all the time

By: my new honda - Tampa Racing

my new honda - Tampa Racing — Sun, 24 May 2009 07:08:07 +0000

[...] my new honda YouTube – My New Honda – My New Haircut Spoof followed by Project RANT! | Dear Honda Owners [...]

By: To all honda owners! - Mitsubishi Eclipse Forums

To all honda owners! - Mitsubishi Eclipse Forums — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:33:10 +0000

[...] all honda owners! Project RANT! | Dear Honda Owners discuss __________________ I can’t burn rubber, so I burn my [...]

By: Rant - 8th Generation Honda Civic Forum

Rant - 8th Generation Honda Civic Forum — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:28:18 +0000

[...] Rant Its sad but true Project RANT! | Dear Honda Owners [...]

By: Nancy Solomon

Nancy Solomon — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:26:56 +0000

Jeremy sent this to me. He knew I would love it and YOU. Thank you SO much.

By: Jeremy Cole

Jeremy Cole — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:56:58 +0000

Friggin’ hiLARious. Thanks for that!

By: 98 SNAKE EATER

98 SNAKE EATER — Wed, 06 May 2009 12:42:27 +0000

ROTF

Granny knows best!!

By: Inanimate Carbon Rod

Inanimate Carbon Rod — Sun, 03 May 2009 00:07:58 +0000

OH…MY…GOD…

Abso-@#$&ing-lutely outstanding.

Lana, you were perfect.

Perfect.

By: Ken Edwards

Ken Edwards — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:28:48 +0000

Too, too funny!! Very well done, Lana!! Awesome!!! :-)