I wish I had bought a cat to take to a play date so I could have realized early on that my ex was going to be such a crazy!
I was dating a girl and we decided to have a play date with our cats since neither of them get out much
or have any other animals to play with. The cats didn’t get along.
They hissed and growled at each other. We decided to hang in her backyard since it was nice out and about 10 minutes later we hear this godawful noise in the house. We run in and, that’s right, my cat was totally humping the shit out of her cat! My date freaked out and started yelling at me for what my cat did and was calling it rape
because according to her, her cat was obviously not enjoying it.
The cat rape pretty much ruined the date and I left and she hasn’t called or returned any of my calls since. Is there even such a thing as “cat rape”? I mean come on! They are animals, creatures of instinct, we left them alone and they fucked! I don’t understand the big deal. In retrospect, this incident did me a favor by exposing her insane
attachment to her cat. I got mine because one of my previous ex’s pretty much abandoned him at my
house and then disappeared so I’ve been looking after him ever since. In a way I’m attached to him
now…the bitch ran out on both of us. I’m glad he got laid.
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sounds like a crazy bitch to me
breeding is nothing an animal can control, it’s instinct, to say it’s cat “rape” is utterly rediculous like you said, they are creatures of instinct it’s what animals do, they reproduce, and for her who obviously needs a lesson in a the concept of the birds and the bees how do cats make kittens well dearie, look it up, I’m glad you found out early she was a psycho
you sound like you have a good head on your shoulders, forget her, you are nice to animals to take a cat like that under your wing, and you sound really kind, so getting a girlfriend won’t be difficult for you, not all women are nutcases