Jesus Bunny Baby

I am a human male and I carry around a human baby all day.

I am not a home body – I must get out of the house. Cooking sucks, so again, I must leave the house. When I leave the house, I have to be in public (because I am not in my house). I don’t like attention. My offspring does not like attention because she is 8 weeks old, she seems to only like bottles and shitting. Most consider me cute, all consider her cute.

You have no right to touch my baby. You have no right to give me advice on maintaining a baby despite you possibly having 20 babies. The prerequisite for having a baby is still just sex (not marriage). Don’t ask me about my wife because I am too smart to have one. I have not married unlike you and the father of maybe 4 of your 20 kids. This is 2009, two people can reproduce and raise a child who decided not to be bound together by a ring and a fake expensive ceremony. The babies mother and I like our freedom unlike some of you. Thank you Pensacola for being understanding and trying to learn this newfangled concept.

By the way – I already told my baby that the easter bunny, santa and jesus are all fake but judgemental people are very real and THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

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5 comments for “Jesus Bunny Baby”

  1. Why are you afraid of marriage?
    Its people like you that make your lives seem pointless. Is you girl a tramp and that’s why you won’t marry her? Or are you the dog that won’t keep his penis in his pants? It has to be one or the other. I would suggest that you go to church and talk to a pastor about your issue. Your poor child will be asked in 7 or 8 years why his mommy and daddy are not Mr and Mrs. You childish selfish pos. Why would you do that to your child you love so much? Haven’t you two given that any thought? Is your freedom that more important then your kids happiness? You must be under 26yo because you are clearly immature.
    You want to sound logical but you sound more self centered and childish.
    Your poor child. I wish nothing but the best for him/her. I hope you have large life insurance policy

    Posted by noodles66 | March 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
  2. Wow, noodles. Why are you so afraid of someone who isn’t a sheep? There are quite a few of us, logical adults, who don’t believe that a pastor knows anything special, don’t believe that expensive paperwork adds something to a relationship, or that we should be made to do things, supposedly for the benefit of our children, just to make people like you feel even more self-righteous. Are you afraid your life, your beliefs, can’t survive in the light of logic and common sense? So stay in the dark and leave the rest of us alone.

    Posted by FelisPixelus | March 11, 2010, 1:47 am
  3. Lol…Pot meet kettle!

    Love it.

    Posted by Anonymous | March 11, 2010, 8:51 am
  4. I know u couldnt care less but i think it takes a lot to do what youre doing, raising a child on your own, your way, and that makes me proud to have read this post. Your kid’s lucky to have such a down to earth dad!

    Posted by Progressive. | April 14, 2010, 11:45 pm
  5. Since when is 26 the cutoff for maturity?

    Posted by LydZ | May 14, 2010, 8:43 pm

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