Everyone’s a Racist

Why does everyone have to be so God Damn Racist? It’s first Black President this, and first Hispanic judge that. When they survey the number of teens getting knocked up each year, it’s split by race. Mexicans come in first, Blacks second, and white a distant third. If you are a waiter, or waitress because women are racist to, and a black family walks in to eat dinner you immediately judge them as bad tippers…simply because they are black. Now granted it may be true, but it doesn’t make you even less of a racist prick. Jamie Foxx is racist, but he’s a nice racist for sharing Michael Jackson with us, that was so sweet. Michael Jackson was a racist. He hated the color of his skin so much he went to great lengths to change it. He wanted to look like Joan Rivers who may also be a racist because EVERYONE is! Judge Sotomayor is a racist. What if I told you that I make better decisions than a poor latino woman because of my WASP like upbringing. You’d call me a racist. Every one is a racist. EVERYONE…except for me.

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