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Team Rant

Team Rant has written 251 posts for Project RANT!

RANT 086: You Tube Comments

RANT 068: Morning Person

I’ll Plead Insanity

This lady is gonna puke if you don’t quit playin’ that uke. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Check The Directory! Featuring Justine Bateman

A woman’s daily battle with lost souls has finally taken its toll. Distributed by Tubemogul.

No Bass Players In El Paso

Did you hear about the bass player who was so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train?

All Your Kids Are Named The Same Thing!

If you think you’re being original while naming your brood, you’re wrong.

Vader Lava

A fanboy sees the fatal flaw in Star Wars.

Open Letter To My Gay Friends

This guy thinks his gay friends talking in cockney ain’t so funny.

Dear Other Dog Owner

Pretending to pick up your dog’s poop seems to be harder than just picking it up. So I did. Here.

Dear Vagina Blocking Friend

This is why they’re called wingmen.

Dear Sick Co-Worker

Do you have any idea what PTO is?

My Dog Can Poop In My Yard!

My dog, my yard, and I pick it up anyways… so step off!

Scoped At The Gym

What’s an aggro?

To The Lady That Robbed Me

Kleptomaniacal performance art? Featuring Justine Bateman

Dear Pitiful Thief

An open ‘letter’ to the worst thief in the world. Featuring Shannon McCormick.

Chest Bumping!

It’s not just a 90′s sports fad. It’s a path to enlightenment.

Ex Wants To Be Facebook Friends

Ex-Boyfriend + Friend Invite = A Public Social Network Shaming

Actor Waiter

Here’s a tip: Bring me my food, Olivier!

Laundry Fight

A battle over wet pants on a fence ends dryly.

Get Real Ladies

A man tries to make sense out of his lack of attraction

Random People Talking To Me

If you know what’s good for you, don’t make eye contact.

Stop Making Out On The Bus

I’m striking out – you’re playing tonsil hockey. Mixed sports metaphors on the bus make me MAD!

People Requesting Things On Craigslist

A web surfer is amazed what people ask for online.

Ketchup Thief

Stealing condiments makes this roommate see red.

My Beer, Stolen!

A story about a peculiar beer run, thievery, and the support of fellow Americans!

You Stole My Daughter’s Bike!

Hey dick ninja bike thief, you can be proud, you stole from an eight year old!

Dear Celica Douche

This lady is really really sorry she is a such a safe driver.

Rant: “Dear Loud Coworker” htt…

Rant: “Dear Loud Coworker” http://bit.ly/4ayx7V What’s your #rant?

#Rant: “Reply-to-all” http://b…

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Spam rant: http://bit.ly/14lsP…

Spam rant: http://bit.ly/14lsPd (Not SPiced hAM, but the email kind.) What’s your #rant?!

Rant about Exhaust Pipes: http…

Rant about Exhaust Pipes: http://bit.ly/C2EAP Check out this week’s video episode too: http://bit.ly/6eAgq What’s your #rant?!

A buried treasure makes this c…

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RT @sandman84 rants: “People w…

RT @sandman84 rants: “People who talk like they want to be overheard and commented on annoy the s**t out of me” What’s your #rant?!

One of the odder rants we’ve s…

One of the odder rants we’ve seen. Sounds like someone watched Bob Villa, huffed paint and put in Fight Club: http://bit.ly/dtCcS #rant

The Litterbox

This lady wasn’t too happy with this buried treasure

RT @ryanheston rants: I hate w…

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Hi, would you like a super-siz…

Hi, would you like a super-sized rant with your value meal? http://bit.ly/aw5Ep What’s your #rant?!

We need rants about twitter. 1…

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Two rants today. Our 1st hate …

Two rants today. Our 1st hate mail: http://bit.ly/LUfca and Farting Car: http://bit.ly/qGlUo What’s your #rant?

RT @SWFloridaGirl “How about w…

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Rant! ryanheston: I’m sick of …

Rant! ryanheston: I’m sick of stupid farking parents that change their kids diaper on a community slide at the park!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Fungus Foot Rant: http://bit.l…

Fungus Foot Rant: http://bit.ly/Ow8ZX What’s your #rant?

Crappy Bacon rant: http://bit….

Crappy Bacon rant: http://bit.ly/L04LX What’s your #rant?

“Adopt My Kid”: http://bit.ly/…

“Adopt My Kid”: http://bit.ly/QnE0y Don’t worry, the kid in question is 45 years old. What’s your #rant?

One of our personal favorites:…

One of our personal favorites: “That F#$%in’ Dollar Store” http://bit.ly/mP3KU Warning… a bit bleepy. What’s your #rant?

Have an iPod? Take Project: Ra…

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RT @kyl_e Curiously wondering …

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It’s called “Face”-book, where…

It’s called “Face”-book, where’s your flippin’ picture at? http://bit.ly/kZLdf What’s your #rant?

Project Rant’s YouTube Channel…

Project Rant’s YouTube Channel: http://bit.ly/qvGGD

Chicago Blows: http://bit.ly/i…

Chicago Blows: http://bit.ly/ienap What’s your #rant? #chicago #rock

That 9/10ths of a penny really…

That 9/10ths of a penny really fires up this guy at the pump: http://bit.ly/P7xI8 What’s your #rant?

Rant: “Dear Urinator” http://b…

Rant: “Dear Urinator” http://bit.ly/36dJb What’s your #rant?! http://www.projectrant.com

New Rant: “March Of The Ants” …

New Rant: “March Of The Ants” http://bit.ly/2zInYV What’s your #rant?

New Episode: “Dear Father-In-L…

New Episode: “Dear Father-In-Law” The Heimlich Maneuver won’t be used, if needed, during this meal: http://bit.ly/SteGl What’s your #rant?

Dear Father-In-Law

The Heimlich Maneuver will not be used, if needed, during this meal.

RT @rainnwilson RT @JustineBat…

RT @rainnwilson RT @JustineBateman THIS is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Actors perform people’s rants http://www.projectrant.com (wow, thx!)

Today’s rant is about another …

Today’s rant is about another siting of the Great American White Malewhale. http://bit.ly/46Byum What’s your #rant?

RT @hemmysphere “thinking www….

RT @hemmysphere “thinking http://www.projectrant.com is pretty funny but is it really for real? :)” Trust us, we can’t write stuff this funny.

Escalator. Etiquette. Rant. ht…

Escalator. Etiquette. Rant. http://bit.ly/kj1gp What’s your #rant?

We have the hate mail to balan…

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RT @aughplaylove Freak this cr…

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Don’t tell your boss you have …

Don’t tell your boss you have a facebook page, dumbass: http://bit.ly/YsSPy What’s your #rant?

Finally someone recognizes our…

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Trans-Fat Crackers

A shocked man finds that the food he loves is killing him.

Today’s #rant – Teens and Clas…

Today’s #rant – Teens and Classic Rock, a Manifesto: http://bit.ly/pMJZ5 What’s your rant?

College is not the place for t…

College is not the place for this ranter: http://bit.ly/SjjJG What’s your #rant?

Here’s a driving rant for your…

Here’s a driving rant for your Monday commute, “Slow Drivers” : http://bit.ly/kmJ52 #rant (RT with good link)

Here’s a driving rant for your…

Here’s a driving rant for your Monday commute, “Slow Drivers” : http://bit.ly/bdbim #rant

New anonymous rants: http://bi…

New anonymous rants: http://bit.ly/8bcJ What’s your #rant? call 512.879.6547

“If I hit on another straight …

“If I hit on another straight girl in this gay club I’m going to lose it!” http://bit.ly/3uXNZv What’s your #rant?

This week’s Project: Rant epis…

This week’s Project: Rant episode – Gay people need dating rights too, apparently! http://bit.ly/3uXNZv

Why The F*$% Are You In A Gay Club If You’re Not Gay?

Gays also need dating rights apparently.

When your cat gives you a blac…

When your cat gives you a black eye, it’s time to #rant: http://bit.ly/bpbJc

RT @DaveHimslef “@projectrant …

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This ranter has a little issue…

This ranter has a little issue with these ‘emo’ kids: http://bit.ly/lgdrw #rant

Good morning, America. Here’s …

Good morning, America. Here’s your Monday #rant: http://bit.ly/Z7gQw Don’t mess with restaurant employees… They just don’t care.

Project: Rant’s Facebook Page:…

Project: Rant’s Facebook Page: http://bit.ly/13de4g Fan Up!

Oh bloody hell, I’m usin’ me c…

Oh bloody hell, I’m usin’ me cockney accent again? So sorry bloke… Ow. Why you beatin’ me mate? http://bit.ly/13PoQT #rant

New Project: Rant episode! Nev…

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New episode: Never mug a guy w…

New episode: Never mug a guy wearing a jacket in the heat: http://bit.ly/jQLBh What’s your #rant

No Hard Feelings Mr. Mugger

Lesson learned – never mug a guy with a jacket on when it’s hot outside.

Casey Kassem: Old School Rante…

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Today’s #rant: Bumper Stickers…

Today’s #rant: Bumper Stickers. Blech… http://bit.ly/3scqLT –Call in your rant: 512.879.6547

Facebook “friends” get on your…

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Video #Rant: “Open Letter To M…

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RT: I-10 is not a buffet line!…

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This guy has lost it over lico…

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Friday #Rant! This guy has a b…

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It’s Thursday, so time for ano…

It’s Thursday, so time for another episode of Project: Rant. http://bit.ly/15tkp5 You would be mad too, if this happened to you #rant

This week’s video rant: One ma…

This week’s video rant: One man’s crappy drive home is another man’s fortune cookie. http://bit.ly/15tkp5 What’s your #rant?!

I-10 East Is Not A Buffet

One man’s bad drive home is another man’s fortune cookie.

Vegans, let’s please show a li…

Vegans, let’s please show a little Meat Tolerance, eh? http://bit.ly/2P8kE What’s your #rant

This is, by far, our most popu…

This is, by far, our most popular episode: “Dear Honda Owners” http://bit.ly/X0EnW What’s your #rant?

Got a rant? Let it out – call …

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New Rule: Never take a cat on …

New Rule: Never take a cat on a play date with your new girlfriend’s cat… http://bit.ly/31W1h #rant

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Weekend Rant: Get the work #ra…

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When you can see the pizza pla…

When you can see the pizza place from your house and they can’t deliver to you, what do you do? #Rant, of course! http://bit.ly/13Tujg

I’m checking out a new twitter…

I’m checking out a new twitter app to schedule dynamic tweets, rotate profiles, and use ‘smart’ following — http://tweetspinner.com

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